If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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