i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
i out mim tonsoeep
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