he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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