Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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