but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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