Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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