i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize