So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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