Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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