YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
it's like heaven, but drunker
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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