We're facebook friends in real life
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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