But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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