So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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