it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
