If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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