Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She bit a glass in half.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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