fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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