don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He did a backflip because drugs
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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