She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
my poor anus
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
My feet surprised me
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