he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize
