i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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