Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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