Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
that may or may not have been my penis.
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