Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Jerry, you need to find god
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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