eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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