yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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