she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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