Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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