her vagine was all disorganized.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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