If i come over, it means nothing
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
And the cops told us we were all naked.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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