You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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