I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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