We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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