that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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