You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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