I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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