I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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