I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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