I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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