glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
last night I used snow as a chaser
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