Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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