i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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