Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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