I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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