Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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