I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
