I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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