Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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