i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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