An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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