whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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