billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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