Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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