Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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