i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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